Jennifer Aniston

Sorry for disappointing you folks but Jennifer Aniston is not gonna write a book about her failed marriage to Brad Pitt. She denied claims she is set to pen a candid book about her and Brad’s four year union.

Jennifer’s representative told Usmagazine.com: “Jennifer has no plans to write a book. She is not looking to write a tell-all. She has no interest in it.”

The statement follows reports contained in the latest issue of Star magazine, which alleged Jennifer was set to sign a $5 million deal to spill the beans.

A source was quoted as saying: “Jennifer is finally ready to pour her heart out and reveal the intimate details of her charmed but troubled life in an explosive tell-all book.”

Aniston separated from Brad in January 2005, shortly before he began a relationship with his “Mr. And Mrs. Smith” co-star Angelina Jolie. Their divorce was finalized in October 2005, but Jennifer has refused to divulge any intimate details about their relationship, despite huge media interest.

Last year, it was alleged that Jen intended to pen the explosive tome “to get back at Brad for his romance with Angelina.”

Jennifer Aniston spent quality time with best friend Courtney Cox and her husband David Arquette during the Memorial Day weekend.

Photogs snapped them as they left the Arquette home and headed along ‘Billionaires Beach’ in Malibu to a Memorial Day bash, held at a huge beachfront mansion.

The normally camera shy Aniston confidently smiled at the cameras in the spirit of the holiday.

She looked well toned and tanned and wore light blue frayed denim shorts and a light fabric, steel gray V-neck long sleeved T-shirt. Uncharacteristically, she wished the waiting photogs Happy Memorial Day as the others in her entourage hurried along in front.

Someone commented, “Jennifer isn’t normally the biggest fan of the paparazzi, she will do anything she can to avoid being photographed. But today was a different story. She strolled along slowly, carrying her sandals and water in her hands, like she was a normal holidaymaker.”

After her split and divorce from husband Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston says she used yoga as therapy to get back into physical and mental shape.

She revealed she had “emotions she needed to move .. [and] I was in need of being scooped up,” so she turned to yoga.

She used to cry even through the excercises she says, “I was crying through moves. [But] it’s good to get that stuff out. You feel like you’re having a therapy session.”

While beau Vince Vaughn is showing great interest in Scientology, Jennifer Aniston doesnt seem to be entertaining the idea.

She says, “I don’t have a religion. I believe in a God. I don’t know what it looks like but it’s MY god. My own interpretation of the supernatural.”

I think Tom Cruise should hear that… and lets see what the torch bearer of Scientology has to say about that?

No matter what the rumors make this whole Aniston-Pitt-Jolie triangle out to be but insiders say that Jennifer is way over Pitt and has no intentions whatsoever for a reunion though cynical Jolie might be cautious for otherwise.

“Jen considered herself divorced when she and Brad were separated and couldn’t care less what happened after that,” says the source, adding that “Jen is not angry over the new revelation and thinks Shiloh is a cute baby.” Indeed, Aniston has always maintained that she and Pitt have been on good terms post-split, telling Good Morning America in 2005, “It’s a peaceful thing… People want [the divorce] to be this war… And it’s just not.”

And according to the source Aniston hasn’t spoken to her ex in “a long time” and her feelings are less that friendly. “Brad and Angelina are totally a joke to her,” says the insider.

“She feels like that part of her life was a really long time ago. She’s doing really well and is happy. If anyone around her brings up Angie and Brad adoptions, she laughs about it.”

Good sport Jen!

Jennifer Aniston is reported to be looking at Brangelina Romance as a joke.

In a new interview with Reader’s Digest, Angelina Jolie revealed that Shiloh, her biological child with Brad Pitt, was deliberately conceived before Pitt’s divorce from Jennifer Aniston was final.

“Before I met Brad, I always said I was happy never to have a child biologically,” Jolie told the magazine. “Then, a few months after Z (adopted daughter Zahara) came home … I realized how much he loved them, that a biological child would not in any way be a threat. So I said, ‘I want to try.’”

“Jen considered herself divorced when she and Brad were separated and couldn’t care less what happened after that,” says a source, adding that “Jen is not angry over the new revelation and thinks Shiloh is a cute baby.”

But another pal tells Us that Aniston, 38, hasn’t spoken to her ex in “a long time” and her feelings are less than friendly.

Vince Vaughn, the former love interest of Jennifer Aniston, is hoping to purchase one of the Church of Scientology’s former Hollywood headquarters.

The Hollywood funny man wishes to set up his production office and a bar there.

The Wedding Crashers star has made a reported $5.6 million offer to buy the property the scientologists once shared with a real estate broker on Hollywood Boulevard.

According to insiders, Vaughn plans to set up offices on the top floor, while becoming Los Angeles’ latest celebrity bar owner by turning the downstairs area into a stylish bar.

Looks like Jennifer Aniston has too options here that she wouldn’t obviously want to consider, if she is a woman of substance, that is.

Brad is likely to dump Angie and comeback to Jen while folks at Vince Vaughn’s tell us that he is not yet over Jen and very much in love with her.

“He loves her,” a close friend says. “He never stopped loving her.” The insider adds that they broke up because he couldn’t handle her Princess Di-like fame, but wants to give the relationship another try.

Ehem Ehem! I guess its a common trait for Jen’s lovers… they tend to realize her worth way later than they should have

Angelina Jolie is one hell of a smart ass, or may be she is scared to end up the way she made Jennifer Aniston end. She has yet again refused to marry Brad Pitt - reason… well apart from having all her options open (even those that letter give a lap dance to ex-flames) Jolie claims that her family is her priority number one and also for Brad.

She said, “We’ve both been married before. Our focus when we got together was family, and we are legally bound to our children. That really seems to be the most important thing.”

She also says, “I met this amazing person, and we realized we had very similar views on how we wanted to live our lives.”

(yeah so she decided that even if the guy is ‘happily’ married, she has to have him to her own by hook or crook).

Then she justifies, “It’s happened quickly, with so many children.”

(Why not …since you have a legal nanny-cum-daddy-cum-boyfriend all in a single package)

“Yesterday, picking up the kids from school, Brad turned around in the car, and there were three of them. He couldn’t stop laughing. We love them and are having a great time.” “Right now, finding quality time is our problem! We hang out. We try to talk over the swing set. We’ll have a date night once everybody is settled,” she said. She also claims that the couple does not even argue saying “Not really. We’ll get into issues about global events or something that was just on the news.”

(of course when its not about Jennifer Aniston… is it? or you giving a lapdance to your ex-boyfriend… right Angie.)

Even though things have really gone rancid, Angie and Brad are still giving us their sugar coated shit that everything is just fine. While insiders say that Brad has refused to forget the pain Angie caused him by flirting with her old flame Oliver Martinez in NY while Brad was home sitting kids.

When Brad turned to Jen for advise, she told him to think again for the sake of their kids.

“But then she told Brad that if he’s as unhappy as he sounds, he should leave Angie.  She told him to get out before it gets worse,” reports a source.

Another source claims that Brad and Angelina  have decided to end their relationship but will stick together for the sake of their kids and to support the summer release of their movie A Mighty Heart.  Still, a Brad insider says,

“Brad feels Angie should honor the fact that they’re still living together and not make a fool out of him by flirting with an old flame. But Angie’s unlikely to change her ways.  “She’s a free spirit,” notes the insider, “and if she wants to act like a single woman, she will.”